- Watching this on a modern screen, you can see very clearly that's a photographic backdrop in the opening scene.
- Compton, you're a bit of an idiot for drinking the water without properly testing it. No wonder you ended up a dead red shirt.
- I'm not entirely sure they really thought much about this accelerated time thing. At the rate things are going as perceived in regular time, it would be many days or weeks from Kirk's perspective.
- The use of the Dutch angle in the accelerated time was a clever idea, in retrospect.
- And it's another Theiss classic outfit, seemingly in danger of popping open but never doing so.
- The acting from the guest cast is pretty poor in this.
- So, you're kidnapping people for the purposes of sex. That would be called out a lot more these days.
- These days, you would use digi-doubles for the scenes where people are frozen in place; here you've got the actors standing as still as they can and trying not to blink.
- Kirk is actually quite clever, leaving the message on the tape and swapping it over like that.
- How are we seeing footage from earlier in the episode when there was no in-universe camera present?
- The final scene is pretty poor, even by comedy episode ending standards.
12 December 2023
Dutch Angles, Get Your Dutch Angles! (Review: 'Star Trek' 3.11, "Wink of an Eye")
10 December 2023
Chris Chibnall, Hold My Beer (Review: 'Doctor Who', "The Giggle")
- Stooky Bill really existed; I believe he might be in the Science Museum's collection now.
- The current version of the opening theme is a great one and I hope it sticks around for a while.
- I've only seen the surviving episode of "The Celestial Toymaker" - it's not got a great reputation in the fanbase. I will probably check out the animated version though.
- I guess that means "The Nightmare Fair" isn't at all canon, but it's not like this show has ever had a firm canon policy for extra-televisual works.
- When the Doctor tells a companion to go back to the TARDIS, you know that the situation is a serious one.
- Great job from David Tennant and Catherine Tate as usual.
- Neil Patrick Harris makes for a great villain; we might not have seen the last of him, but let's not bring the Toymaker back too quickly.
- Wasn't expecting that long a call back to the Steven Moffat era, that's for sure.
- RTD also allows those who didn't like the Chibnall era a good get-out that can explain it away.
- Very good to see Mel back. Not to mention Kate Stewart and Shirley. I wouldn't be surprised if they all turn up in a spin-off as we know Bad Wolf have created a LLC for one.
- This probably could have done with being about ten minutes longer.
- UNIT has really stopped the secrecy, that's for sure.
- Well, I can't say I saw that coming. [spoiler indeed]
- Where's your trousers?
- The Christmas Special looks to be a lot of fun.
03 December 2023
Midnight 2: Electric Donna-loo (Review: 'Doctor Who', "Wild Blue Yonder")
- The Issac Newton scene at the beginning... wasn't really that great. It could have been dropped entirely and the episode would not have suffered for it.
- Have they added some more piano to the opening titles?
- As an episode fundamentally involving just two actors, this relies heavily on the acting skills of its leads. Lesser leads could have sunk this episode quite badly.
- David Tennant is a superb actor, able to demonstrate subtle nuances in his portrayal i.e. the doubles not getting things quite rate.
- Catherine Tate is also a lot better than many have historically given her credit because of her tendency to do comedic roles. She does a very good job here.
- I was very much reminded of "Midnight" from 2008, which doesn't have very much of Donna in by virtue of the filming lengths at the time.
- Awful lot of corridor action here, that's for sure.
- Even with Disney money, the CGI did look a bit silly.
- Clearly they're saving on the actor budget, throwing that to the other two specials in this particular "season".
- Great final scene, with the much-missed Bernard Cribbins making what would be his final appearance on the show and reminding us how great Wilfred Mott was. Rest in Peace, Mr. Cribbins.
26 November 2023
RTD is back, for good and for ill (Review: 'Doctor Who', "The Star Beast")
- Having a snazzy Marvel-esque introduction sequence is a bit odd. It's even odder when you know that the Doctor is a Marvel character by virtue of Doctor Who Magazine having been published by Marvel's UK arm - including the 1980 comic this is an adaptation of!
- The title sequence is showing the increased budget that Disney are bringing to the show. It looks spectacular and the new theme is a grower.
- David Tennant has stepped back into the role like he never went away. Of course, he's done Big Finish audio dramas - with Catherine Tate as well - but that's different to a full physical performance.
- Catherine Tate as Donna Noble is a companion you don't forget in a hurry. She's got a big personality, a very expressive face, and a gift for reactions. Her relationship to the Doctor is more a friendship one rather than a potential lover one, like Thirteen and Yaz.
- The resolution of Donna's metacrisis issue was very RTD in style. See "The Last of the Time Lords" for one of the more egregious examples of resolving a plot issue.
- Yasmine Finney as Rose does a particularly good job - there's a great character that really deserves some appearances in audio, because I doubt she'll be getting many in live-action.
- 56 scientific advisors? That sounds like an alarmingly high turnover rate, like Spın̈al Tap's drummers.
- Plenty of good gags here, including the psychic paper not updating for the Doctor now being male presenting.
- We've not got any "regeneration crisis" stuff this time - there's already been a comics story with the Daleks that is "canon" as far as you can get here. It wasn't needed in any event. If we get it with Fifteen, it shouldn't be too long.
- Beep the Meep is an adorable villain, but I had more fun with one in Star Trek: Lower Decks.
23 November 2023
60 Years of Doctor Who
21 November 2023
Let's Make MST3K Season 14
In case you're not aware, Mystery Science Theater 3000 is crowdfunding for a 14th season.
It's one of my favourite shows, but it's going to be a challenge to get the money, so they need all the help they can get. Otherwise, there might not be a new season or they'll need corporate backers that might restrict their jokes.
Please take a look and hopefully you'll back it.
13 November 2023
That kiss is a lot darker than people seem to remember (Review: 'Star Trek' 3.10, "Plato's Stepchildren)
- That is one clumsy bit of opening exposition. Oof.
- The cold open is badly rushed.
- Having the big shadow turn out to be a dwarf is well... I wasn't entirely comfortable with it. Alexander is a good character though.
- Psychokinetic delirium is a good concept.
- Kirk's statement about Starfleet's views on equality would have resonated particularly strongly at this time, with the backdrop of the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr.'s assassination and the election of the bigoted Richard Nixon earlier in November 1968.
- This plot wouldn't be out of place in an episode of Lower Decks, but there's a strong element of horror to the story as well. In fact, it was not aired in the UK until 1993 because of the torture elements in the story.
- The wire handlers must have had a field day. Which reminds me, I need to ask a question on Reddit...
- Lot of hamming it up here, even by TOS standards. The cast also get to show off their dancing and singing skills.
- This was not the first interracial kiss on American television. It wasn't even Shatner's first interracial kiss on television. That said, we barely see any lip contact, with the story cutting away very quickly. There's a whole long discussion about that which you can find on Wikipedia. Also, it's not consensual for either party.
- How powerful Parmen actually is varies - sometimes he can control multiple people, sometimes he has difficulty controlling one. Also, how does a population of 38 not suffer massive inbreeding problems.
12 November 2023
Walking update
Unfortunately, my plan to do Sections 18 and 19 of the London Loop back on 27 October got frustrated by a tree coming down on the overhead wires at Clapton, followed by weather warnings. I'm not going to walk in a torrential downpour, it's not fun and it's actually dangerous.
So, with the light and the weather against me, it will likely be February before I can resume this. Maybe March.
11 November 2023
Armistice Day 2023
Today marks the 105th anniversary of the end of the fighting in the First World War, with the Armistice at Compiègne resulting in a ceasefire, followed by the Treaty of Versailles the following year.
Events in Gaza and Ukraine in particular have reminded us that war is about destruction. It means the loss of people's homes and businesses, loss of power, food and water. It means unexploded ordnance turning up decades later and entire communities ceasing to exist as anything but memories or photographs.
Most importantly, it means the loss of people's lives, military and civilian alike. Not that the distinction makes much of a difference to the people left behind and the people themselves. Everyone suffers in war, where morality erodes all too quickly in the name of "victory", whatever that is.
We have seen all too well what happens when other people are treated as less than us and we will sadly see yet more of it. All I and others can do is work to reduce the suffering.
We will remember them.
30 October 2023
Bottle Episode of Ham (Review: 'Star Trek' 3.9, "The Tholian Web")
- Star Trek had two dedicated studios for its use at Desilu's studios - Stage 9 and Stage 10, now Paramount Stages 31 and 32. Stage 9 was used for the Enterprise sets, with Stage 10 used for off-ship scenes. This one used Stage 9 pretty much entirely entirely.
- This is very clearly a budget-saving episode, albeit one with a fairly large number of extras - the most ship personnel in one scene in fact for TOS. The Defiant is clearly a redressed Enterprise bridge, the interior only seen in one scene.
- They seem to have missed a bit explaining why the transporter went down in the first place.
- Chekov's screaming is particularly memorable, that's for sure.
- DeForest Kelley does very good anger.
- Why did they not believe Uhura when she saw Kirk? Are they stupid?
- As Memory Alpha has pointed out, this is not Starfleet's first mutiny. It's not even the first TOS mutiny.
- The environment suits from this actually look pretty decent, although were apparently a real problem when it came to bodily functions. But "MC COY" with a space in the middle.
- The effects on this episode got the show an Emmy nomination. That rather shows how far the VFX industry has come since 1968.
- The Tholian ship comes in rather too slowly for something flying at half the speed of light.
- Injecting someone through a spacesuit? That doesn't seem like it would work.
09 October 2023
London Loop Section 17
A holiday in September meant that I was unable to do any more of the trail until today. It's quite possible that I won't be able to finish it this year as the nights get longer and the weather gets colder.
We shall see.
Section 17 runs from Cockfosters to just south of Enfield Lock station, taking in Enfield Chase, which was a historical royal hunting ground that is currently undergoing a major restoration process. Nearby Forty Hill Farm has also seen the reintroduction of beavers, but I didn't see any.
The section also includes the most northerly part of the entire LOOP, although there is nothing on the ground to mark that. No particular reason there should be, I suppose.
04 October 2023
HS2
In which Kirk and McCoy get Dalek-zapped (Review: 'Star Trek' 3.8, "For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky")
- Straight into the action here, that's good. Although it's odd that there aren't further attacks on the ship after the initial missile barrage.
- That's an exceedingly long episode title!
- I believe this was still a time when cancer was a very taboo subject. However, any tension is lost because I've seen the TOS movies and know McCoy survives. He also doesn't show any physical deterioration, which would have added to the peril.
- I am sure those rocks have turned up already. Definitely some props were reused. Unfortunately, the fact this is clearly a studio is obvious on modern screens. They should have a 1960s mode on streaming platforms.
- Some pretty decent camerawork in some scenes, especially when they come down the staircase.
- The zapping effect reminds me very much of the one used for Dalek exterminations in Doctor Who at this time - with some modifications i.e. visible skeletons, it's still used today.
- We get another William Ware Theiss skimpy outfit - and a female lead with a ridiculous hairdo. It's 1960s Star Trek, I should really expect that.
- A romance plot for McCoy is an interesting one. It would have worked better had Natira been better acted; it's a very stilted performance and I wrote "Show me more of this Earth thing called kissing" in my notes before crossing it out. At least she survives, unlike some of Kirk's previous love interests.
- How does Spock know the language of a species dead for 10,000 years and where the planet was destroyed?
- The ending is a bit rushed; this might have worked a lot better as a two-parter, to be frank.
- Is that Jan-Michael Vincent as an extra in this? IMDB doesn't list it as one of his early credits, but he was acting at this time.
- The whole concept could make for an interesting mini-series; I'm reminded of Silo myself.
- I noticed the IATSE logo at the end - they've been around since 1893, but I hadn't realised their logo has been around on TV credits for that long. The AMPTP logo is also there.
Conclusion
There's a lot of interesting ideas here, but they're bogged down in a rather sappy romance plot with a poorly acted female lead.
6/10
01 October 2023
Boiling Point (2021)
Watched this film today in anticipation of the new BBC1 series - while not the best thing I've ever seen, it's technically brilliant, being done on in one continuous take (the ad breaks of Film 4 mean that was less obvious). It's also a reflection that many of the big disasters in life happening through no malicious act, just a series of small, inadvertent errors.
Stephen Graham is a superb actor.
7/10
20 August 2023
Spain 1-0 England
Watched this today. Despite the massive amount of Spanish simulation going on and a ref making some dodgy decisions, we were definitely outplayed at the end of the day and the result was fair.
It's good we got this far and this, along with the Euro 2022 win, will do wonders for the women's game in England.
17 August 2023
12 August 2023
London Loop Section 16
When I started my walk on Wednesday 9 August, I discovered to my annoyance that my camera had run out of battery, so the photographs are from my phone.
My arrival at Elstree was rather delayed as industrial action on Thameslink meant a reduced service and a further delay resulted in me spending half an hour at Farringdon waiting for a train.
But once I got there, I did some stretching - essential to avoid major injury - and headed off.
29 July 2023
SAG-AFTRA and WGA Strikes
I support the unions in the States who are striking for better pay and conditions for jobbing actors, who won't earn anywhere near as much as the big $100,000+ an episode stars. AI is a concern, but it's not good enough yet to supplant a decent writer and may never be.
But sadly, even giving them everything they want won't fix the serious issues in the industry. It has become bloated, with too high salaries at the top, too many content providers and a dearth of decent ideas.
We are going to see a major contraction in content creation over the next few years and that will make things even harder for many.
02 June 2023
London Loop Section 15
Did this section on Saturday just gone - I would have done it this week, but train strikes meant I would have had problems getting back from Elstree.
Frequently I've had to brush mud off my walking boots when I get home from these things, but this was not the case this time - it was a pleasant and dry day, while not being too hot.
The first bit from Hatch End was one I had done before on the previous walk and was heavily overgrown in places, but once I got past the garden centre at Carpenders Park, things got a lot more pleasant, although I did end up going badly off path more than once. There's only so much Inner London Ramblers can do as they rely on cooperation with local landowners and the various councils.
I found out that the pub I'd hoped to have lunch was in fact permanently closed - and had been for a year. So, I had to go to another one nearby that was a pricey brasserie, but no eatery is really cheap at the moment in this country.
The route takes you across Stanmore Common, with views all the way to Central London on a good day.
I'm not a flower expert, but there was also a lovely field filled with what I think are buttercups, albeit near the M1.
All of this is accessible by Oyster card and contactless travel, too! Just make sure you have a printed map and some good boots. Don't wear shorts as some of the foliage is high now and occasionally prickly.
28 May 2023
US Upfronts 2023
The writers' strike in the States has severely hampered the television scene there and a lot of series will not start their new runs until next year as a result. We are 27 days into this strike, the actors' union is balloting its members for industrial action and we could see a near complete shutdown of Hollywood as a result.
After the boom, this is very much the bust. The 'main' networks are commissioning a fraction of what they were doing even a few years ago.
Some series of note:
- NCIS: LA was cancelled after 14 seasons - I had lost interest in it a while back.
- CSI: Vegas has gotten a third season and will likely get a fourth. While still rather good, it isn't frankly up to the original series.
- The Arrowverse is dead as the CW refocuses its efforts on an older audience. This includes a spinoff for The Librarians, which was a TNT show and will likely be set in Europe, as North America isn't known for its castles.
- The Blacklist will wrap its final season in July; as I predicted some years back, the grand finale will be called "Raymond Reddington". I have still to watch all of Season 9 and there is no firm UK date for Season 10.
- Star Trek: Discovery will be cancelled after its fifth season. It's frankly run its course now but did the job of re-establishing TV Trek. The announced Academy series will likely act as something of a continuation, reusing its physical and digital assets.
- Star Trek: Picard finished its three-season run in fine form, providing an excellent concluding chapter for the TNG-era crew.
- CBS were boasting about having five 11-million viewer shows. I remember they used to get 20 million viewers for NCIS.
- The new series announced for the networks look uninteresting - do we really need a cop show spinoff from The Good Wife?
26 May 2023
So, we've got these prop swords... (Review: 'Star Trek' 3.7, "Day of the Dove")
Not that long to Strange New Worlds returns - and it's got a crossover with Lower Decks that should be a lot of fun, but I'm trying to get a couple more of these in before those two shows start.
- We've not had the Klingons turn up for a while - this is one of the three appearances of the D7 battlecruiser in the original series as transmitted, with four more added in the remastered version.
- In this case, the Klingon makeup is really obvious. I am watching it on HD on a tablet, not on a 1960s analogue television.
- Again, nearly all taking place on the ship, apart from one planet scene.
- This is an interesting scenario; Star Trek often does these, but the execution is sometimes lacking.
- We still haven't got the "honourable" Klingons we come to know and love; these ones still retain the strong Imperial Japanese and Soviet Union influence they were originally written with.
- Warping out of the galaxy? Haven't we just had that?
- Pretty strong anti-war message in this one, I would say.
- I really did not like the scene where Chekov, even under the influence of an alien entity, attempts to rape the Klingon scene officer. I suspect that it would not be made in modern Trek.
- This is the only time a female Klingon seen in TOS.
- Lots of sword fighting in this one, including a couple of big fights in the corridor. The choreography must have been a challenge as even a blunt sword can hurt it if it hits you in the face.
- And of course, Scotty likes claymores.
- Shatner has some good stuff, but sometimes he's acting a bit too hard, and it shows.
- Everybody laughs at the end - but this time it serves a purpose.
Conclusion
Generally, a very good episode - a great concept and on the whole, well realised. Some bits haven't dated well, mind, but that's true of TOS in general.
8/10
24 May 2023
Tina Turner 1939-2023
We've lost another music icon, simply put. Tina Turner's career produced many an iconic banger, with "GoldenEye" in particular a contender for best Bond theme.
Few people get a musical about them while they're still alive - she was that much of a legend, overcoming a troubled childhood and abusive relationship to become one of the biggest female artists of all time.
Rest in Peace.
22 May 2023
London Loop Section 14 + a walk to Watford
Section 14 of the London Loop is a pretty short one - at just shy of five miles from end to end, including the station links, I was able to do it in just over two hours.
As stages go, it was distinctly average. There was some bad mud in the opening sections, and I decided as a result to take the suggested diversion route on the latter stages to avoid what might be an even worse bit.
I was justified - the alternative diversion is nicer with wider paths and less mud, although you do have to go through a couple of golf courses.
16 May 2023
The Actually Pretty Good Corral (Review: 'Star Trek' 3.6, "Spectre of the Gun")
This is another Gene L. Coon episode, albeit written under a pseudonym and is so far frankly the best episode of Season 3 that I've seen so far.
So, my thoughts:
- When an alien telepath tells you to turn around, it's probably a good idea. Especially as you people have encountered plenty of such situations before.
- The half-built town, which is obviously something done for budgetary reasons (it's also all in studio), is cleverly explained.
- The Gunfight at the O.K. Corral, which didn't actually take place there, also formed the basis of an entire story of Doctor Who in the Hartnell era, "The Gunfighters". It would be one of the last 'pure historical' stories i.e. a story set in the past with no science fiction episodes and isn't considered a classic.
- Chekov really does not cover himself in glory during this - spending far too much time flirting with a vapid young woman who also does nothing for female writing in this tale.
- There's certainly a particularly good concept here and it's well handled, with a keen sense of inevitability as the characters try to avoid the gunfight. This would have made a good plot for Legends of Tomorrow, sadly cancelled on a cliffhanger.
- Spock is well done, proving his worth as the science officer and figuring out the situation in time to save everyone's lives. The others also do well, except for Chekov as mentioned above.
- Clearly the budget wasn't there for the Melkotians, of which we get one entirely static creature and a voiceover.
- Sadly, humans have not overcome their predilection for violence, as current events continue to demonstrate.
Conclusion
I don't think we get many great episodes in this run, but this is one of them, despite some flaws.
8/10
09 May 2023
Well, I suppose a hexagonal box doesn't need lunch (Review: 'Star Trek' 3.5, "Is There In Truth No Beauty"?)
As I continue my way through Star Trek's third season, the budget cuts remain clearly obvious - this entire episode takes place on the ship bar model/CGI shots and it's clear that the set space available is now limited.
It's also clear that interesting concepts are not working in their execution. So, my thoughts:
- The music in this is a bit much - the dramatic stings should not be that noticeable in general.
- Everyone's behaviour towards Dr. Jones is frankly rather chauvinistic at best. Kirk confronting her in the med bay is just unpleasant to watch.
- Not sure how something being ugly can make someone homicidally mad. Especially as we never see the actual form of Ambassador Kollos.
- I see this is the original of the "Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations" mantra.
- The idea of a blind person having a sensor net is an interesting one, but you'd think the technology would be smaller than a cloak.
- Diana Muldaur, later twice nominated for an Emmy, makes her second TOS appearance here.
- The show was still working out its mechanics of how warp drives work.
- Nimoy gets to do something a bit different from his usual Spock acting, but then it all goes to pot when he goes crazy.
- Indeed, the other bit of going crazy acting isn't that good either.
- The fight scenes we get in this look particularly badly done, even for a show not known for its realistic hand-to-hand combat.
- Perhaps this was a lower-budget episode to save money for elsewhere?
06 May 2023
The Coronation of King Charles III and Queen Camilla
I rang for this at my Church this morning and the delay in getting home meant that I missed the first fifteen minutes, but I saw the rest.
It was definitely one of those events that showcase Britain at its best - we do pageantry like no-one else - with plenty of symbolism and the right level of pomp. Charles will have a challenge adjusting the monarchy for a modern age with growing republican sentiment - and the Metropolitan Police look to have gone too heavy-handed on dealing with potential protests - but he seems to be trying. He has gotten more popular over time and it says something that the two least popular royals present made quick exits after the main event.
There also seem to be some good memes coming out of this too - Penny Mordaunt has earned herself some kudos for holding those swords for so long.
Now to enjoy the rest of the second of three long weekends this month.
29 April 2023
Never Work With Children or Animals (Review: 'Star Trek' 3.4, "And the Children Shall Lead")
- It's clear that the budget has been badly cut - we only get two sets beyond the existing Enterprise ones and they look they've used previous bits of scenery.
- Good child actors are hard to come by. You may get one in a production - sometimes, like in Stranger Things, you get an entire cast - but often they're clearly not experienced enough for the job. As in this case.
- When Gorgan turns up for the first time, my immediate thought was about Mystery Science Theater 3000. Hiring a high-profile attorney - Melvin Belli was the lawyer for Jack Ruby, the man who killed Lee Harvey Oswald and was known as the "King of Torts" before that - to play a villain was a publicity stunt that the production team realised was a mistake.
- Gorgan does have an interesting overall plot - kill the adults, then use the kids to get to more adults - but how has he given them the powers to mind control people?
- The mind control gesture is a bit silly looking.
- Uhura seeing herself have a long, slow death hits a bit harder in the light of Nichelle Nichols' later dementia.
- We get two redshirts killed in this - beamed out into space - and we don't even see their deaths in space. Again, clearly budget cuts.
- The costumes for the kids look a bit silly, quite frankly. Then again, in the 1960s, many things looked a bit silly.
- Everyone gets to ham it up under mind-control. Not necessarily very well.
- I am sure that in one of the fight scenes, the redshirt flips himself!
- We also get Chekov's gun! That is different from Chekhov's gun of course.
- The resolution is poorly done - badly acted and filmed as much as anything. At least we don't get a laughing ending, but those kids will be traumatised for years.
20 April 2023
London Loop Sections 12 and 13
Thus was the case for this walk. It was a dry Wednesday in April, sure, but for large parts of Section 13, it might as well have been a wet day in November.
Section 12 mostly operates alongside the Grand Union Canal, and I was able to walk it faster than the man driving the red canal boat could get along it, even before he had to stop at the various locks. It's no wonder that the railways very much did for the commercial canal business in this country. Indeed, you can see the under construction HS2 as you go along this route, along with the Chiltern line.
After lunch at the Coy Carp pub in West Harefield, the only eatery open on that route, I continued onto Section 13 and once I got around halfway, reaching Bishop's Wood Country Park. things got bad. Very bad.
At several points, I nearly fell over, and the mud would have been on more than my trousers. I have flagged this with the Inner London Ramblers, who "run" the Loop as the word "hazardous" is valid at several points.
Anyway, I plan to do Section 14 at least next month. Hopefully, it won't be as bad as parts of Section 13.
08 April 2023
Easter 2023
Easter has come round again, and I thought that this article was well worth sharing:
Jesus rose from the dead. Here are 3 reasons why we can be confident.
It contains some stuff that I'd not heard before - namely the other "messianic" movements that completely disappeared.
In any event, Jesus died to save sinners - and that's all of us. I know all too well that I sin at least once every single day and sometimes a good deal more. Without Jesus in my life, I'd probably be in a much worse place than I am now morally. He has been my rock and my guide since my childhood, and I wish to continue being a Christian until my dying day.
That does not mean endorsing everything his followers do - far from it - but it does mean holding fast to the essential truth of his message, about loving one other as he has loved us.
Happy Easter!
01 April 2023
April Fool's Day
I don't have an April Fool's joke for this year. For one thing, it snuck up on me, like in other years, before I could think of anything good.
I might do something next year. If I remember. But don't wait up.
Picard has been very good mind. That's not an April Fool's either.
29 March 2023
Paul O'Grady 1955-2023
I only really knew Paul O'Grady as Lily Savage and later as a TV host; I didn't know until reading his obituary of all his activism for LGBT people in this country, at a time when homophobia was much worse than it is today.
The term "national treasure" definitely applies to him, and he will be deeply missed, having gone far too soon.
Rest in Peace.
17 March 2023
Vladimir Putin wanted for war crimes
The ICC wants Putin to face charges of war crimes for the abduction of children
It's clear that there is an attempt to ethnically alter Ukraine, or at least the parts that Russia controls, to make it more Russian - and putting these children in Russian families is just a part of that. Putin has many crimes to answer for, although I am not sure whether he will answer for them in any earthly court. If he is overthrown, Russia handing him over will likely be a condition of normalising relations, but he may end up dying first - and facing a more perfect judge.
26 February 2023
London Loop Sections 10 and 11
I got a new warmer walking coat lately, that makes walking practical in somewhat colder conditions than previously. After a five-miler around Becontree and Chadwell Heath to make sure I could do it, I engaged on Friday in the longest batch of walking in my life - 11 miles on this stretch, with a total of nearly 16 for the entire day.
That included the long Elizabeth Line-Tube interchange at Heathrow Terminals 1, 2 & 3. Well, really 2 & 3 as Terminal 1 has closed.
These two sections go from Hatton Cross via Hayes to Uxbridge, mostly along the River Colne and the Grand Union Canal. It doesn't start very nicely:
It took me around six hours overall, including the lunch break.
25 February 2023
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
Saw this on Thursday evening after work - I like to go at times without noisy kids - and found it to be OK. It works best as a set-up for Phase 5 and not as a stand-alone story. There's certainly some entertaining moments, but it doesn't have enough to really fill the whole two hours and none of the guest characters are memorable.
The main thing is the huge number of effects, some of them a bit ropey, most notably MODOK, which looks like something from a 1990s comedy show. There have been reports of "crunch" caused by late reshoots and artists being pulled off to work on Black Panther - I wonder how bad it was before any "crunch".
In any case, while the MCU is still good, four films and four TV series a year is too much. Robert Iger's return as Disney CEO will hopefully lead to a focus on quality over quantity; The Marvels has been put back to November. Three and three is a decent amount - two and two might be even better.
6/10
24 February 2023
Ukraine #4: One year on
It has been one year since Russia's unprovoked invasion of Ukraine began, forcing millions to flee for their lives and causing devastation for much of the east of the country. The damage will run into the hundreds of billions for Ukraine, a country that has fought far better than anyone thought in February last year.
This war could end tomorrow if Russia agreed to withdraw, but it sadly seems Putin is unwilling to back down despite his massive losses. The fighting - and the suffering - will continue for months yet.
19 February 2023
Letters from Watson
Thought I'd plug the rather excellent Letters from Watson blog:
With the 'canon' now completely public domain in the States, a British woman is doing a serialisation of the short stories in broadly chronological order, allowing for a bite-sized experience of arguably the greatest of fictional detectives. There's also a very friendly Discord that allows for critical analysis of the characters and the world they operated in.
I strongly recommend you check it out.
09 February 2023
Racist, pure and simple (Review: Star Trek 3.3, "The Paradise Syndrome")
It's been nearly a year since the last post in this series. I've had more modern Trek to watch - and with Picard about to start, it might be a while before you get some more posts here. But I will try to get one more in at least.
I'm not going to outline the plot etc. like my previous posts, but will instead list some of my thoughts in no particular order:
- There is some very nice scenery in this episode, but I believe it's pretty much the only location shooting done for the third season, with its vastly reduced budget.
- How on Earth can Spock identify the different tribes from that distance?
- Uhura is entirely absent from this episode.
- The depiction of the Native American characters is bad - simple minded "noble savages" with limited language skills who must be saved by a white guy. Once people realised that this episode lost nearly all of its popularity - and it was considered one of the best of Season 3 to that point.
- Scotty, Spock and McCoy all have some good stuff while in the ship... but it stretches credulity somewhat.
- Also, they're all played by white actors in brownface. Sigh...
- If this is one of the better ones, how bad are the others?
- There's a very weird CPR scene involving moving a kid's legs back and forth. Apparently, this is something called the Silvester Method, which is no longer taught.
- There's a mind meld that allows Shatner to thoroughly chew the scenery.
- Kirk gets a woman pregnant. She and the baby die at the end of the episode in what is actually one of the sadder moments - or would be if I wasn't distracted by Sabina Scharf's chest. What kind of bras did these people have?
Conclusion
The on-ship stuff does not make up for the surface plot, which as dull as it is racist.
2/10
05 February 2023
The F-22 gets its Morrisette Moment
The F-22 Raptor originated in the Advanced Tactical Fighter programme in the 1980s, intended to counter Soviet fighter jets like the MiG-29 and Su-27, along with posited future development. The Soviet Union collapsed before it entered service and Russia was not exactly a threat to the US after that in anything bar the nuclear department; still arguably isn't considering their problems in Ukraine.
I don't think the developers on that programme for one second imagined that the first time the F-22 would engage in air-to-air combat would be against... a balloon. However, it is likely the highest altitude air-to-air kill of all time, which is something.
The pilot of that F-22 is going to have an interesting remainder of his or her life, that's for sure.
27 January 2023
Holocaust Memorial Day
I'm currently watching the Ken Burns series The U.S. and the Holocaust, which is available on BBC iPlayer. It discusses the action that the United States took when faced with the persecution of Jews by the Nazis. Or rather the lack of it.
The immigration quotas were maintained. Jews seeking visas needed $5,000 bonds to cover them, a huge sum of money back then. And antisemitic views were publicly expressed by many influential people, including Senators and preachers with national radio shows. Only FDR really emerges with much credit out of the top people.
I think it's a reminder that evil generally has a lot easier time of it when good people do nothing - or there are other evil people in charge of organisations with the means to help.
The Holocaust was a German crime, but a global failure - and we must make sure actions like that do not happen again.
22 January 2023
The Last of Us
Watched the first episode of this last week and got to say that's an excellent drama even if - like me - you've never played the games. There may well be a full review of the season once it's finished.
07 January 2023
2023 Plans
I know this blog has been a bit quiet lately - I assume someone still reads it. Hopefully, I will get this a bit more active in 2023. For one thing, I hope to get round to watching original Star Trek at some point, but I've still got too much modern TV to watch including Strange New Worlds.
There's a number of Marvel movies out - and the new Indiana Jones - so I might well review them.
We shall see though. Make sure you follow me on your RSS feeder of choice.
29 December 2022
Edson Arantes do Nascimento aka Pelé 1940-2022
Quite simply put, the greatest football player of all time and an inspiration for many millions. Went from shining shoes and triumphed over racism to win three World Cups and scoring 1,281 professional goals when you count the friendlies, which were often against high-profile European sides.
He is to football what Muhammad Ali is to boxing and Don Bradman is to cricket. His name will never be forgotten.
Rest in Peace.
24 December 2022
Merry Christmas
11 December 2022
Looks like it might be a cold winter
23 November 2022
59 Years of Doctor Who
Wishing this show a happy 59th anniversary. With a new production team in charge and making some good decisions already, the Diamond Anniversary next year should be a good time.
In any event, a lot is riding on it, considering how problematic the current ratings are. But I am confident in the skill of Russell T Davies.
20 November 2022
Qatar World Cup
12 November 2022
Remembrance 2022
We are now dealing with another war in Europe, the first for over twenty years, fought over much of the same territory where the World Wars were fought. Millions have become refugees, millions more have suffered.
Please remember them and all those who still suffer from past wars.
30 October 2022
London Loop Section 9
Decided to do one last bit of the Loop before the clocks changed and the daylight hours became too short for it to be done safely. It was a warmish day and I worked up a bit of a sweat, losing around half a kilo all in all.
Section 9 is a long one at around nine miles and is pretty much entirely level, although it was a bit muddy especially near the end. It includes Bushy Park with a large wildlife collection, including deer (which are being culled now to control their numbers) and coots.
You also go over what is left of Hounslow Heath, which was a notorious haven for highwaymen, but the route is poorly marked here, and the Inner London Ramblers are discussing with Hounslow council about changing the path to follow the River Crane instead. Most of it has now been built on and the only daylight robbery you'll see now are the car parking charges.
As you go through Donkey Wood and the duck boards, you're under the Heathrow 27L/09R flight path, with aircraft passing over you around every minute and you can read the aircraft numbers.
Doctor Who: The Power of the Doctor
23 October 2022
Exit Thirteen
Today marks the end of the Thirteenth Doctor's era, with her regeneration episode, "The Power of the Doctor", airing at 7.30pm tonight in the UK.
It's reasonable to say that this hasn't been the most successful era in the show's history - ratings have declined, popular interest has gone and the quality of stories has been uneven at best. Chris Chibnall, despite previous good work, was not ultimately suited to the Doctor Who gig.
None of this is Jodie Whittaker's fault - she did the best she could with the material - and hopefully she'll find some better stuff with Big Finish.
So, onto Ncuti Gatwa and RTD2; they've got a big challenge ahead of them.
22 October 2022
Exit Liz Truss
The fastest failure of any Prime Minister that actually managed to form a government in the first place; Truss was utterly unsuited for a Cabinet role, let alone the top job. She now ends her career as a joke - I wouldn't be surprised if she steps down at the next election.
Hopefully they don't re-elect Boris Johnson. Sunak seems the most competent of that sorry lot.
A general election would be best to clear the air, but why would the Tories vote for Christmas? We'll just have to cope with this shambles as best we can.
14 October 2022
Robbie Coltrane 1950-2022
09 October 2022
Star Trek: Lower Decks
I plan to continue the TOS reviews at some point, but I've got modern Trek to catch up on first.
Got to say that I'm highly enjoying Lower Decks, the animated adult-orientated part of the franchise at the moment. A lot of (reverential) humour, some good stories and great characters all round. They're due to make a live-action appearance in the second season of Strange New Worlds and I look forward to that.
03 October 2022
London Loop Section 8
After a recent trip to Strasbourg and the Oberammergau Passion Play - post on that will follow at some point - I decided to do Section 8 of the London Loop on Wednesday 21 September.
This is a long section - 8 miles including the station links - but a pretty easy one to do as you're following the Hogsmill River for most of it, a tributary of the Thames best known as the backdrop for some famous Victorian paintings (like Ophelia by Sir John Everett Millais, the location shown below) and the route is largely flat, although I am informed it can get pretty muddy. In my case, it stayed dry and was even slightly warm.
Berrylands forms a decent half-way point to stop for lunch, with the pub serving good but rather expensive food. The station building itself looks rather like it was a standard British Rail Southern Region design:
08 September 2022
HM Queen Elizabeth II 1926-2022
Her Majesty the Queen has died aged 96. We knew it was going to happen at some point, but it is still a deeply sad moment.
For many, she was the symbol of Britain and the Commonwealth. The most travelled, the most photographed, the most chronicled. Seventy years of devoted service to her people, a reign of record length for this country. A woman of deep faith as well.
She was by many, many millions, even hardened republicans.
She will be deeply missed and we will never see her like again.
Rest in Peace, Your Majesty.
04 September 2022
Mikhail Gorbachev 1931-2022
The former Soviet leader, who died earlier this week, has a decidedly mixed legacy. His actions in ending the Cold War and allowing the Soviet bloc to peacefully break away made the world a safer place. A different leader would have fought a lot harder, and things might have been even worse.
However, he wasn't a perfect man and some of his actions are more questionable - the Soviet action in Afghanistan, even if he did eventually withdraw, played a large part in creating the conditions that allow that country to be a hotbed of extremism. He did also use force on a few occasions against independence movement.
Unfortunately for him and the world, much of the positive work he did has been completely undone by Putin and we are dealing with the consequences.
Liz Truss
This woman is likely to be the next PM, something that should be confirmed tomorrow. She's got a very tough inbox to deal with and I'm not exactly sure she's going to be up to the job based on her past record, which hasn't filled me with confidence.
We shall see.
29 August 2022
London Loop Sections 6 & 7
After a long break due to a) Covid, b) family events and c) the heatwave, I have resumed this walk. However, I am doing another long walk for charity in September and going on holiday, so no Loop post then.
Both Section 6 & Section 7 are short - under five miles a piece. My guidebook in fact recommends combining the two in one walk, so this is what I did. The route takes you from Coulsdon via Banstead to Ewell, crossing into Surrey on more than one occasion and indeed ending there.
I made my last visit to London Bridge for the Loop walks, getting a Thameslink train to Coulsdon South. They run every half an hour on a Saturday and the journey doesn't take that long either as it's a semi-fast service. These trips can even easier on a weekday due to higher frequencies, but you do have rush hour to contend with.
Two pictures from my walk are here:
I completed both stages in under four hours, including a 40-minute break for lunch. They're pretty unchallenging provided you dress appropriately (I have walking boots) - there's no steep hills, the route is mostly well signposted, and you also have quite a lot of residential street bits that you can complete quickly. The stage also lacks some of the great views of London from previous sections - the best I got was the sight of the TV transmitters at Crystal Palace and Croydon.
The drought also meant that the Mayfield Lavender Farm's fields were looking distinctly wilted and, in any event, they want you to get permission for photography there. You can walk through on the right of way for free, but you have to pay if you go off it.
The lunch bit is difficult if you're doing both stages together. After Oaks Park, there's nothing easily off route until you get to Ewell itself. I had some chicken curry at Oaks Park and left dessert until later as I didn't fancy taking ice-cream around on a fairly warm day.
Once you get to Bourne End Park, there is a free local history museum in the local library. From there, it's a short walk to Ewell West station for the train to Waterloo but bear in mind the older non-air-conditioned Class 455s are still in use until they can get the new 701s into service. Had a 14-minute delay in any event, due to signalling issues.
Curious dog count was four if you're interested. And a half as one was recalled by their owner before reaching me.
31 July 2022
England's Lionesses
So, we have an English football team at another major tournament final. They're the underdogs, but still in with a decent chance.
In any event, they must be highly praised for getting this far. Let's hope they can go all the way.
28 July 2022
Bernard Cribbins 1928-2022
Brilliant not just in Doctor Who but in everything he was in. He had a hugely extensive career and touched the hearts of millions.
He will be deeply missed.
Rest in Peace.
17 July 2022
Alien: Isolation
Just finished this after 23 1/2 hours, albeit on the easiest setting. Truly excellent game and I intend to do some of the DLCs, although I'm not planning to do the main campaign again... because that was hard.
I would highly recommend checking it out.
11 July 2022
Monty Norman 1928-2022
The composer of the James Bond theme has died aged 94. Quite simply put he's responsible for one of the best pieces of music in cinematic history, one that can be hummed by the majority of the people on the planet.
Rest in Peace.
07 July 2022
Exit Boris Johnson
Good riddance. He was at the end of the day a pretty useless politician with a poor relationship with the truth. It was only the excellent vaccination programme that allowed us to deal with Covid at an "average" level in terms of excess deaths and he didn't really have much to do with that.
Let's hope we get a better PM quickly. It's also notable that he is the first Prime Minister since Walpole forced out through personal scandal.
03 July 2022
Stranger Things 4 Volume 2 Thoughts
- The subtitles in this show are starting to become infamous - lots of "squelches wetly" and "ominous synth music". I'm curious to know what dry squelching sounds like.
- The final episode was very enjoyable, but about ten minutes too long.
- Natalia Dyer is an underappreciated talent, capable of a superlative "Oh, s***, I'm going to die" face. She'll have a distinguished career in horror if she wants to go that way. If the Alien franchise ever wants to recast Ripley, she'd be great.
- Max is a girl brave far beyond her years.
- Winona Ryder is a message to actors - don't get Botox, because otherwise you can't do the range of facial expressions that she does even in one scene.
- "A Purple Heart just proves that you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive."
- Brenner's death - which I kind of expected - redeemed him a little for all the nasty he's done over the years.
- Will and Jonathan had very little to do this season.
- Eddie ended up another one-shot character, which was also expected by most. He did have an awesome death scene, I'll give you that.
- Tom Wlaschia was great as Dmitri "Enzo" Antonov and I'd like to see him come back in Season 5.
- Yuri managed to be an utterly odious character - until he was humanised a bit by Enzo discussing his past.
- Argyle proved to be surprisingly useful.
- There wasn't exactly a lot of subtlety with the Russia/USSR depiction. This was filmed before the invasion of Ukraine too, which is going to do nothing good in that department - no-one is going to want to really have Russians depicted as goodies for a while.
- I figured pretty quickly that Max's death wasn't going to stick based on the remaining runtime, but props to the actors involved for a great job convincing much of the audience. Sadie Sink has probably earned herself a second Emmy nomination for 2023 (which Volume 2 is eligible for) and Max's arc will have to play a massive role in Season 5. El can't lose her BFF!
- Jason getting split in two seemed a fitting punishment for the fact he's partly responsible for Max's death.
- So, how do we finish this show off in style?
26 June 2022
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
Watched the first episode of this on Paramount Plus. Has a lot of promise and I intend to get to the others at some point soon. Quite a lot competing for the limited attention of my eyeballs at the moment.
24 June 2022
Roe v. Wade overturning
The US Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe vs. Wade is a regressive decision that will harm many thousands of women. It needs to be overturned itself - at the ballot box.
I may find the concept of abortion personally distasteful, but the best way to reduce its occurrence is through better contraception and better education, not this.
18 June 2022
Stranger Things 4 Volume 1
So, just a warning, this post contains spoilers. Although I'll give you a paragraph or two before I actually launch into them.
I didn't actually join Netflix for Stranger Things back in 2016; I came in 2017 for Star Trek: Discovery, which is no longer carried by that platform in the UK and also Mystery Science Theater 3000, which was cancelled there, now operating on its own streaming service.
I don't actually remember when I watched the previous seasons and since I generally don't note TV shows I've watched in my diary (although films I do), I can't really check.
But it's simply put a brilliant show and the latest season has knocked it out of the park...
Spoilers start here
With a spiked baseball bat, which isn't a weapon actually used by Steve "The Hair" Harrington in this series.
The show has a superb atmosphere, storylines with some real depth to them, great production design and - most importantly - a host of characters you will grow to love, played brilliantly by a talented cast. My personal favourite is Robin, but Nancy is handy to have in a fight.
The scene that everyone is talking about is the conclusion of episode 4 - "Dear Billy":
"Girl saved from demon by Kate Bush song" is a concept that when you type it on the screen, but it absolutely works here thanks for a masterful combination of all departments. I came into the second half of this episode (having watched the first part bit on my commute) seriously concerned for Max and fully prepared to write a Facebook post bemoaning her death. The tension is kept going right throughout, with the four-second cut to black a genius stroke in the edit suite, as that's usually when the credits start. It's frankly up there with Doctor Who regeneration scenes in being that good.
Looking forward to Volume 2 and hoping none of the main characters die. They're all loveable.
03 June 2022
Queen's Platinum Jubilee Celebrations
02 June 2022
London Loop Sections 4 & 5
I did Section 4 of the London Loop on the May Day Holiday; that resulted in me doing over 30,000 steps for the day and breaking my all-time personal record in that department. It's over nine miles with the walk from Hayes station, although proper stretching resulted in a good deal less pain afterwards than previously.
It's been over a month in any event and so memories are a bit hazy. You're in the foothills of the Downs at this point and can see the towers of Central London or the Docklands from a few vantage points, depending on conditions.
These walks vary between large parks where there are plenty of people (and their dogs) about and more remote wooded areas where you might be the only person for half a mile or so. There are patches of civilisation though, sometimes outright suburbia.
Had a very good lunch at the Surprise Inn, where the waiter/manager noticed and remarked on my book. "I've walked from X" never fails to impress.
The route was a challenge in places, especially once you're into the fifth hour of walking, and I was glad when I reached the road that marks the end.
Section 4 ends at Hamsey Green, a village you haven't heard of and without a railway station, so you need a bus to get to one. That will be East Croydon if you're going a longer distance due to more frequent and faster trains. There is a Wendy's there and yes, I did post something about that on Reddit.