02 February 2013

Trial and punishment: 'Doctor Who' Season 23 (1986)

Heading for trouble

 

This one is going to have quite a bit more history than an average entry in this series.


The majority television shows never get formally cancelled by their network – not in the form of a press release at any rate. Production is merely halted and the show taken off the schedules, with the confirmation being comments from the stars (usually on Twitter these days), off the record comments or the absence from the announced listings at the upfronts that the US networks do each May.

 

Doctor Who indeed was never formally cancelled in 1986 or 1989. We’ll discuss the 1989 ‘cancellation’ later on, but the show never shut down production in the first instance. In February 1985, Jonathan Powell, Head of Series and Serials, informed JNT and Saward that the 23rd season of the show would be put back a year. However, at this point rumours of full-scale cancellation hit the press (The Sun running “Dr Who axed in plot by BBC”) and campaigns to save the show began.

 

A number of reasons were given at the time and after for the 18-month gap between the seasons:

·         Falling ratings – Season 22 was the least watched since 1980

·         Concern over violence and a lack of humour

·         A need to save money due to the launch of a daytime news service and the expensive BBC soap opera EastEnders.

·         Dislike of the show among BBC execs, especially Jonathan Powell

 

On 1 March, it was confirmed to the Doctor Who Appreciation Society that Season 23 would begin in Autumn 1986. To protest this hiatus, a charity single (proceeds to Cancer Relief) called “Doctor in Distress” was recorded, featuring the voices of Baker, Bryant, Anthony Ainley and Nick Courtney among a batch of D-Listers, under the collective name “Who Cares?”. It got roundly panned and the BBC refused to give it radio time; the Top 40 wasn’t even bothered by it.

 

During the hiatus, the show made its second radio appearance[1] on a children’s programme called Pirate Radio Four with a six-part serial called “Slipback” by Eric Saward – a review is planned.

 

It soon became clear that the show was moving back to 25-minute episodes, that experiment having been deemed to have failed – but there was a bigger issue. There would only be 14 of them, something finally confirmed to the team in June 1985. This basically meant that the entire original plans for Season 23 got chucked out of the airlock.

 

Season 23 – how it could have been

 

As the original plans were quite a way along and the scripts at various stages of completion, we have a good idea of what might have gone out on screen. Three of the stories were novelised by Target and Big Finish recently did audio versions of three of the likely stories, along with two ideas that were dropped before the hiatus.

 

The originally recorded ending of “Revelation of the Daleks” was the Doctor saying to Peri “I’m going to take you to Blackpool”. When the hiatus was announced (before transmission), the last word was cut off and replaced with a freeze frame in the edit – transmitted as “I’m going to take you to…”

 

The confirmed stories were:

·         “The Nightmare Fair” by Graham Williams, which would have been set in Blackpool and featured the return of the Celestial Toymaker

·         “The Ultimate Evil” by Wally K Daly [That sounds made up – Ed.], where an arms dealers use a “violence ray” to try and start a war.

 

Probably included would have been:

·         “Yellow Fever and How to Cure It” by Robert Holmes: A three-parter planned to feature the Autons and have location filming in Singapore, this only got to one episode and a synopsis.

·         “Mission to Magnus” by Philip Martin, featuring the return of a villain from “Vengeance on Varos” as well as the Ice Warriors making their first appearance since Season 11[2]

 

Possible stories:

·         “The Hollows of Time” by Christopher H Bidmead, involving reality-altering experiments in a sleepy English village.

·         “The Children of January” by Michael Feeney Callan.

·         An unnamed tale by Bill Pritchard.

 

After the hiatus, Pip and Jane Baker were commissioned for a story called “Gallifrey” but that too was cancelled.

 

Season 23 – Levine, Saward and a lawyer

 

The new plan was suggested by Glen McCoy, writer of “Timelash”. Since the show was on trial, then the Doctor should be on trial, accused of interfering in the cosmos by the Time Lords. Three separate four-part stories would be used as ‘evidence’ (one in the ‘past’, one in the ‘present’ and one in the ‘future’, inspired by Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol) with the trial providing a framing device, along with a two-parter to finish things off. An evil Time Lord called The Valeyard (an old term for a doctor of law) would serve as the prosecution, with Linda Bellingham ,best known for her role in a series of adverts for OXO stock cubes, playing lead judge The Inquisitor.

 

It was decided that Peri be killed off and a new companion introduced – the casting of Bonnie Langford causing unofficial continuity advisor Ian Levine to walk out on the programme.

 

The first and last bits of the longest tale in the show’s history were given to Robert Holmes. However, this is where the really serious problems began to set in. The third segment went through three distinct versions, the second being “Paradise 5” by PJ Hammond (creator of cult ATV sci-fi show Sapphire and Steel[3]) – Saward having to then commission Pip and Jane Baker, because while he did not like them, they could at least produce something quickly.  Holmes completed his first part and then become seriously ill with liver problems – he only completed a first draft of Episode 13 and an outline of Episode 14 before dying.

 

All this, combined with increasing tensions with JNT, led to Eric Saward’s decision to quit as script editor – he would not handle the editing of the third segment, which JNT did – there is no script editor credit on those four episodes. However, Saward was persuaded by Nathan-Turner to finish off Holmes’ conclusion. Then things got nasty.

 

The original plan as agreed by Saward, JNT and Holmes was for a cliff-hanger ending, with the Doctor and the Valeyard trapped in a time vent, locked in combat. However, JNT realised that might just give the BBC an excuse to can the show in its entirety. He wanted to change the ending and Saward disagreed. Saward not only refused, he withdrew permission for any of his script for episode 14 to be used on pain of legal action – with locations scouted and rehearsals beginning! To cap things off, he then aired a great deal of dirty laundry in a highly publicised interview with Starburst magazine, a move that many fans have never forgiven him for.

 

Now without a final part, JNT had to call in the Bakers again and ask them to write another episode with only a copy of episode 13 to guide them  - a lawyer being present to make sure that no information on Saward’s script was given out. They got the draft done in three days, JNT again editing it with no credit.

 

It is no surprise that JNT was hoping to be reassigned at this point – but he would have three more seasons to go.


“The Trial of a Time Lord” was broadcast as a single 14-part story with continuity announcements from episode three to help viewers follow the plot. However, the division of the story into four distinct segments, each with their own working titles (as the decision for one title was fairly late in development) that were used for their novelizations, means that the story is best approached in this manner. For one thing it is easier to watch - I saw it this way on a UK Gold broadcast in the late 1990s.

 

Location footage was filmed on Outside Broadcast video from this point on, with film only being used for major special effects sequences. In particular, the most expensive such sequence in the classic era, a 45-second shot of the TARDIS being plucked out of space into the Time Lord space station that cost £8,000 – and still holds up well today.

 

As for the run itself, it’s a mixed bag and has divided the opinion of reviewers over the years. I personally feel that it has many good moments, but it could have been better.

 

The Mysterious Planet (Part One to Four)

 

The prosecution case starts with the Doctor and Peri on the planet Ravalox, a planet that is actually a world a lot more familiar to the travellers.

 

The first appearance of the last Holmes double act – mercenaries Sabalom Glitz and Dibber – I personally found this tale more than a bit silly at times.

 

Mindwarp (Part Five to Eight)

 

The two encounter their old adversary, the reptilian Sil ("Vengeance on Varos") on Thoros Beta. The leader of his race is looking to transfer his brain into another body. To stop him, they team up with a warrior king and a group of resistance fighters.

 

The best bit of the story in my opinion, this one is best known for the appearance of Brian Blessed, probably the hammiest actor in Britain[4]. That and a brilliant final scene that is rather undermined later on – it probably should have been left as was.

 

Terror of the Vervoids (Part Nine to Twelve)

 

As his defence, the Doctor presents a tale from his future (bear with us here), where he and new companion Melanie Bush have to deal simultaneously with a bunch of killer planets and a mutiny on a space liner.

 

Guest starring Honor Blackman of Goldfinger and The Avengers fame, this interesting whodunit features the Doctor actually committing a full-blown act of genocide and also the ‘debut’[5] of a character who in her first episode, screamed in the key of F, allowing it to segue into the closing theme…

 

Last of the Screamers – Melanie “Mel” Bush

 

A cheery keep-fit red-haired fanatic from Pease Pottage, West Sussex at the turn of the 21st century, Mel (her surname was only given in the credits) was bossy to both her Doctors and prone to screaming loudly, if only temporarily. She’s not a particular popular character among the fandom – who prefer the other companions of this era and aren’t too keen on her actor. Mel is certainly the last of the ‘screamers’ – her successor is nothing like her, nor are any of the modern companions of either gender with the possible exception of Rory.

 

Mel was played by Bonnie Langford (1964-present), the only companion actor in the classic era born after the show started. Langford was a child actor, winning talent show Opportunity Knocks[6] at age  6  and later appearing in LWT’s Just William as Veronica Bott (“I’m going to scweam and scweam…”) and classic children’s musical Bugsy Malone. Most of her work, however, has been on stage before and after the show – she is a panto stalwart and has done a lot of ‘principal boy’ roles over the years, having concluded a run of Peter Pan when she was cast as Mel.

 

In 2006, she was a contestant on ITV’s celebrity ice dancing show Dancing on Ice, coming third – that run also featured John Barrowman (Captain Jack).

 

The Ultimate Foe (Part Thirteen to Fourteen)

 

The truth behind the trial is revealed and the Doctor must enter the Matrix to stop the Valeyard…

 

The Holmes episode is very good, but the last one shows the signs of being a rush job and does not really work.. Notably, this is the final on-screen appearance of the Time Lords until 2009.


The verdict on Season 23 – guilty with extenuating circumstances. ITV put their big American import, The A-Team, against the show and the result was a mauling. Season 23 averaged only 4.8 million viewers, the lowest ratings in its history and well down on Season 22.

 

In October 1986, BBC1 Controller Michael Grade agreed to renew the show – on one condition…


[1]Tom Baker and Lis Sladen had appeared in character in a schools programme called Exploration Earth, but “Pescatons” was released on LP.

[2]They have not made any further appearance in the show proper since then, although they were mentioned in “The Waters of Mars”.

[3]Starring Joanna Lumley and David McCallum, the latter currently known for playing “Ducky” in NCIS, this weird and cryptic involved two mysterious inter-dimensional operatives who investigate strange events.

[4]Best known for his role in Flash Gordon (“GORDON’s ALLLLIVVVVEEEEEEEE!”), but he’s even done Shakespeare over a long career. Gets a lot of voiceover work for his big booming voice (which he is so well known for that Gallifrey Base’s swear filter turns his name into BRIAN BLESSED) – most recently the Money Supermarket adverts. He also climbs mountains.

[5]We see the first time the Doctor meets Mel later in this story, but she has already met him at this point. Mel’s first meeting with the Doctor was left for the expanded universe in the BBC Past Doctor Adventure Business Unusual. No further exploration of this unusual out of time meeting is attempted in the series proper, as we shall see.

[6]The Britain’s Got Talent of its day, the show started as a radio show on the BBC Light Programme in 1949, then moved to Radio Luxembourg, one of the earliest commercial stations broadcasting to the UK (for a good while the only legal one - it was responsible for getting a good deal of the music of the 60s to British and Irish listeners ). It ended up running in no less than three television formats, starting with Associated Rediffusion in 1956, then ABC followed by Thames Television for its second run (1964-1978), then the BBC for a revival in the late 1980s. Best known for its ‘just for fun’ clap-o-meter’, it gave breaks to a variety of British talent including Paul Daniels, Les Dawson and Pam Ayres.

27 January 2013

Holocaust Memorial Day 2013

The enormity of man's inhumanity to man is something that it is easy to become numbed to. However, we need to know about it.

68 years on, we still fail to realise that we are all human beings with rights and dreams - with too many people still holding racist views, thinking that there are 'leagues' of humans and applying broad-based stereotypes to peoples with diversity of their own.

It needs to change, or we may one day destroy ourselves.

26 January 2013

Quote of the week

If science-fiction television has taught us anything, it's that in the future, Earth will increasingly come to resemble either Canada or Wales... or possibly a blighted landscape of disused quarries. :p
- MockingbirdGirl at Gallifrey Base, discussing Defiance

20 January 2013

James Bond: Octopussy

Once this got going, it was pretty enjoyable. Unfortunately, it takes about 50 minutes to do so.

 

The good elements are Moore – who gets a lot of funny lines throughout and nearly all of the action. The pre-titles sequence with the Acrostar jet is excellent and nicely sets us up for the rest of the film, but nearly all the stunts are great. A bit silly, but highly enjoyable nonetheless. In addition, the climax where Bond races against time to stop a nuke going off is very well done – the clown makeup actually works in upping the tension here.

 

Supporting cast are problematic. Maud Adams is average and so is Louis Jourdan. Steven Berkoff has some very strange line readings that ultimately ruin any menace in the character, while the other Bond girl is flat in her performance.

 

Trivia fans may note that the railway used for the train scenes is the Nene Valley Railway – which will also play host to GoldenEye.

 

Conclusion

 

Excellent stunt work, but let down by some of the actors. I enjoyed myself enough to give this a:

 

7/10

The Lord of Snow and Ice

Watching a second lot of snow fall outside my window and cause more travel inconvenience has reminded me that God is always present, even when it seems that he isn't.

He made the world and its weather patterns - it is just that we sinful humans have messed them up with our excessive consumption and CO2 emissions. Even with 20cm drifts, he is there to care and provide for us through the kindness of strangers.

Stay safe out there and may God keep in this cold weather.

19 January 2013

Violence for the lambs: 'Doctor Who' Season 22 (1985)

A man about to be involved in a War of the Worlds

The show changed timeslot back to Saturdays for its twenty-second run – and also its format. The 13 episodes for this run would be 45 minutes long – they would have been 50, but Nathan-Turner managed to get this reduced after pointing out that 13 50-minute episodes actually required more content (due to fewer title, credit and reprise sequences) than 26 25-minute ones. For foreign sale, the stories were re-edited to 25-minute parts, with the cliff-hangers in appropriate places.

There would be no changes to cast (the Sixth Doctor and Peri handled  or senior crew for this run, which would prove highly controversial for some of the violence depicted – people wondered whether what was going down was really suitable for children.


Season 22 has a very poor reputation among DW fans - there is only one story that is universally agreed to be good, three of the others divide opinion and two firm clunkers.

Unless stated, all stories in Season 22 are two 45-minute parts long.

Attack of the Cybermen

The Doctor tries to fix the dematerialisation circuit of the TARDIS, taking the ship to Totter’s Lane[1] in 1985 London. There he encounters a group of Cybermen who want to crash Halley’s Comet into Earth and thus prevent the destruction of Mondas.

Going out under the pseudonym Paula Moore, there is a dispute over the precise nature of the work done by Eric Saward (who was not allowed to be credited as writer), his  ex-girlfriend Paula Woolsey and Ian Levine. Quite why you’d want to claim credit for this tale is unclear… it contains a gory hand crushing scene for one character, a script that is arguably too dependent on understanding “The Tenth Planet” and the Doctor going around shooting Cybermen.

Vengeance on Varos

The Doctor makes an emergency landing on the former penal colony of Varos, a world where its inhabitants are kept mollified by sadistic reality television with executions and torture aplenty. Dissidents become the stars… as do the Doctor and Peri.

A discussion on violence in the media (a hot topic at the time[2]), this one has attracted controversy for the violence in it - particularly a notorious scene where two guards end up in an acid bath after a fight with the Doctor. Analysis of the footage shows it is an accident, but the Doctor’s quip at the end is very bad taste for him. It also guest stars Jason Connery, son of Sean, who would later become the second version of Robin Hood in HTV/Goldcrest’s Robin of Sherwood[3]

The Mark of the Rani

Arriving in Britain during the Luddite uprisings, the Doctor and Peri encounter an uneasy alliance between the Master and another renegade Time Lord…

The first appearance of Kate O’Mara’s female evil Time Lord known as the Rani[4], a character that the production team liked so much that they would reuse the character in Season 24 (and made plans for Season 23 that were not to be), this story is a reasonable run-around. It also has land mines that turn people into trees.

The Two Doctors (3 45-minute parts)

The Sixth Doctor and Peri have to save the Second Doctor and Jamie[5] from the Sontarans, who are working with a woman who wants to isolate the Time Lord gene that enables them to survive the Vortex.

Another Bob Holmes tale, this story was originally intended to be set (and filmed) in New Orleans, but co-production funding did not materialise, with second choice Venice being ruled out for expense and problems with tourists[7] – in the end Seville in Spain was used, a difficult shoot due to the heat. It’s a controversial allegory on meat-eating, containing some brutal deaths (multiple stabbings), attempts to cook humans and a good deal of blood. The main villain is played by Jacqueline Pearce, also known as Servalan in Blake’s 7.

A Fix with Sontarans (short segment on Jim’ll Fix It)

This short segment, generally considered non-canonical, was broadcast on the same day as the second part of “The Two Doctors” and was the granting of a request to 8-year-old Gareth Jenkins[6] who wanted to travel in the TARDIS. As the show this features on was hosted by Jimmy Savile (who featured at the end), a man who has recently been judged as probably the most prolific sex offender in British history, I suspect most people would not be comfortable watching it. Aside from Janet Fielding replacing Nicola Bryant for this, there is nothing I can really say about something I’ve not seen and probably will not.

Timelash

The Doctor, Peri and an author named Herbert fight a despotic alien on the planet Karfel, where rebels are thrown into the ‘Timelash’.

“Timelash” has a pretty dire reputation – it came 199th in the Mighty 200. The sets are poor, the guest actors (bar Paul Darrow of Blake’s 7 fame, who hams it big style)  are mostly poor and the TARDIS has ‘seatbelts’. The story has been seen as encapsulating all that is bad about the JNT era – it also gives its name to Gallifrey Base’s special discussion series.

Revelation of the Daleks

The Doctor and Peri go to the planet Necros for a funeral, where they discover that Davros is using a cryogenic storage facility for sinister ends.

Considered the best story of the Sixth Doctor’s TV tenure by fans, this includes a glass Dalek that Terry Nation wanted to have in the first story but couldn’t due to cost grounds. I might need to see this one again.


Despite the controversy, there was no change in the average rating, which remained at 7.1 million.

During transmission, however, things got serious. On 21 February 1985, JNT and Eric Saward both received calls – from a fan and Robert Holmes respectively – seeking confirmation on rumours that Doctor Who had been cancelled…


[1]Where the show started in November 1963.
[2]The big issue had been “video nasties”, mostly low budget US and Italian horror films released direct to video, which were not under regulation at the time. Concerns about graphic and sexual material ending up in the hands of children resulted in the Video Recordings Act 1984 – which imposed tougher cuts on video releases of films than their cinema showings. Many of the films were later passed for release with or without cuts; while not deemed one, The Exorcist became unavailable from 1986 to 1999 as Warner Home Video was told by the then head of the BBFC, James Ferman, it would not be passed if they submitted it. On Ferman’s retirement, the film was submitted and passed as an 18.

Ironically, the whole campaign seems to have started with the producers of Cannibal Holocaust writing anonymously to Mary Whitehouse complaining about their own film as a publicity stunt – it was banned until 2001! Also, some scenes in this (a ‘found footage’ film) were so realistic-looking that the director was charged with murder in Italy – charges that were dropped when he produced the four actors alive and well.
[3]There are two versions of Robin in the legends – HTV killed off the first version and brought in another character to take over as it were. Had it not been cancelled after season 3, the BBC’s recent Robin Hood may well have gone the same way.
[4]From the Hindi for ‘queen’.
[5]The absence of Victoria (off studying graphology) and the mention that the Second Doctor is working for the Time Lords help fuel the Season 6B theory – as Jamie did not meet them until “The War Games”.
[6]Fortunately Mr Jenkins does not appear to have been a Savile victim.
[7]The later “Vampires of Venice” was filmed in Croatia.

11 January 2013

Let's Play Persian Incursion: Turn 8

S-200/SA-5 SAM

 

With the United States now an ally, Israel now had the opportunity for American airstrikes on Iranian nuclear and oil facilities. Unfortunately for them, none were currently ready.

 

Each turn you roll for the availability of a US airstrike (up to 3 if you get good rolls). This time I lucked out.

 

Israel instead passed funds to Iran’s opposition, who organised demos against the regime and reduced the overall support for the government. Then the country did its dirtiest trick of all, blowing up a Saudi SAM site and blaming it on Iran. This game was successful for Israel, increasing their popularity at the UN and most importantly make the GCC countries supporters, opening up the southern route for Israeli operations.

 

Realising that it needed to take out the S-200 sites covering the southern approach, it was time for the ninjas, who were sent after the site at Isfahan.

 

The US does not need the Southern route – it can launch from Diego Garcia, local GCC bases or carriers, but Israel needs one of the three routes open. Only the northern route via the Zagros Mountains gives Israel immunity from a possible S-200 or S-75 attack, which means that you either need to supress or destroy the sites. I was going for destroy – I prepared  a strike, then realised I did not have the points to pay for it.

 

Iran was able to do little in this turn save make a third attempt to close the Straits of Hormuz. This time, their mines and speedboats succeeded, but at the cost of merely annoying the GCC and making them move closer still towards Israel. In addition, 20 more of its aircraft broke down.

 

Don’t worry, Turn 9 does have an airstrike.

 

08 January 2013

James Bond: For Your Eyes Only

Roger Moore’s fifth Bond film is an atypical Bond, with a lot smaller scale and a closer to the novels feel about it. It should also have been his final one, as his age is clearly starting to show and he’s now snogging co-stars who were playing with dolls when he was doing The Saint.

 

Speaking of co-stars, Bouqet isn’t the best in the acting department, but she does have the excuse that she’s used to acting in French. Wielding a crossbow is cool, although I’m now going to be reminded of Revenge when the discussion of digging two graves comes up.

 

Julian Glover is superb as Aris Kristatos and GoT fans also get a chance to see Charles Dance when he had a full head of hair.

 

The plot is good and there’s some good action scenes, especially the ski chase, but Bill Conti really should have used the Bond theme more. Bibi Dahl is less annoying than I’d remembered.

 

This is not the fastest paced Bond film out there, but it’s certainly a very good drama.

 

Conclusion

 

Tough choice on the final mark here. A lot of good stuff here and it works well overall. It’s not quite Bond, but it’s a great spy movie and so it’s got to get

 

8/10

 

This will probably be my highest rated Moore.

01 January 2013

Plans for 2013

I'll begin by saying that all of these are of course subject to change.

Ongoing series

I've got three more posts of the James Bond series to do, which I aim to put out in February, April and June, the last on the 60th anniversary of Casino Royale's publication. I would like to extend a warm thank you to Robert Longtin at Phoenix Roleplaying, who has been proof-reading these rather long posts.

The Doctor Who series will also continue, with the aim to conclude by the 50th anniversary on 23 November.

The Persian Incursion game through will also carry on, pending other activities. Turn 8 is already done and I'll post that at the weekend if I can.

One off specials

I may do something on the Italy campaign, I may not. There are few big anniversaries this year, but I'm sure I'll find something to do.

Reviews and Grand Reviews

The following works are planned to have some form of review.
  • Star Trek 2: Into Darkness
  • Wreck-It Ralph
  • Borgen season 2
  • The Bridge season 2
  • An episode of Revolution
  • An episode of Castle
  • Revenge Season 2. Possibly.
  • All the main episodes of Doctor Who, naturally. The Eleven Faces series will continue; the next planned work is the Sixth Doctor radio play "Slipback".
I'll also be doing a good deal of RP stuff. A new campaign at Planes & Mercs has opened and I intend to create a flight for it.

31 December 2012

James Bond: Moonraker

I would like to start by wish all my readers a prosperous and happy 2013.

 

****

James Bond and laser battles in space are two things that really don’t go together. By the close of the film we’ve gone completely silly. Jaws escapes death too many times in unconvincing manners, Lois Chiles is uninspiring and Michael Lonsdale’s Hugo Drax is too generic for my tastes. I prefer the novel.

 

Also, when you watch them in quick succession, Maurice Binder title sequences get repetitive fast.

 

Moore is reasonably good (as is Desmond Llewellyn) and the set dressing is again excellent, but this feels too much like Bond by numbers. It grossed very well, but I can see why they reined things in a lot for the next film.

 

Conclusion

 

Merely average.

 

5/10

Let's Play Persian Incursion: Turn 7

The Capitol Building, home to the US Congress

 

I already have Turn 8 in the bag, but I’m going to spread the posts out a little, so don’t expect that one just yet.

 

As the third day began, both sides set about repairing their down planes. Israel fixed the F-16 from 201, but one of its precious tankers was still down. With four of the seven available tankers committed to the Qom strike, the options for other strikes were severely limited.

 

Iran had a significant number of successes repairing its aircraft and getting the squadrons operational, deciding to put one of the MiG-29 squadrons on active patrol and seven others on alert for any further Israeli strikes. It also rotated F-14s to make sure that each of the detachments in the west and north were at full 4-jet strength.

 

I was using the maintenance rolls, but taking one from the dice roll. This had some widely varying results – and I have found some unofficial rules on Boardgamegeek that will help as well. You can change alert status once per game day.

 

Unfortunately for Iran, an embarrassing scandal involving a war hero broke out. Dealing with *that* meant Tehran could not deal with few other political issues on this day.

 

Strategic Event roll (done later on, but it didn’t affect the earlier play( after calculating the point allocations for this game day. Israel gained a total of 32 points, Iran 24. Iran then lost 5, all political points, due to the scandal. Unfortunately for Iran, the river it currently has is pretty much all political.

 

Israel continued to remind the world of the threat Iran posed it and the tactic was working… the GCC started to move to its side and the USA were moving towards open alliance. Iran’s sleeper agent gave them some intel, but then the bombshell hit…

 

Two double 10s on a roll in fact.

 

Israel successfully lobbied the US Congress into supporting American strikes on Iran. This was a big win for them; B-2s and F/A-18s now could be used for attacks from the south.

 

The game currently allows for Israeli planes to operate out of US bases in Iraq; I ignored this as there are no longer any bases there and it will probably go in any reprint.

 

The timing was fortunate, as Iran revealed more photos of the Turkish Defence Minister in bed with prostitutes. He was fired and the new minister refused any further Israeli strikes across Turkey’s territory.

 

Iran had 29 more breakdowns, including the entire F-5 squadron on the southern approach…

Exit pursed by a shark: 'Doctor Who' Season 21 (1984)

Believe it or not, that is not the worst costume of this run

 

As Doctor Who moved into its 21st season, there was about to be another massive change. Peter Davison elected to go after three years in the role of the Doctor, as per the advice of Patrick Troughton, but Fielding and Strickson also departed the scene. This season shares a distinction with only Season 4 of having an entirely different regular cast at the end than at the beginning.

 

The show shifted timeslot again; for most of the country it would now go out on Thursdays and Fridays.

 

There were no changes in the production team for what was going to see the show at its best – and its worst…


Were it not for the need to free up two slots to fit in coverage of the 1984 Sarajevo Winter Olympics, then this would have been a standard 26-episode series. While 26 episodes of material were made, there were only 24 in this run, with two of those being extended to 45 minutes – a first for what is now the standard DW practice and one that was already planned to be the norm for Season 22.

 

Warriors of the Deep (4 parts)

 

The Doctor, Tegan and Turlough arrive at a nuclear missile base under the sea c.2084, where mysterious deaths have been occurring. Not only is the base under threat from some of its own personnel, but two other Terran races want it for their own ends.

 

Johnny Byrne’s third and final TV story[1], this high-body-count Cold War-themed tale has an interesting premise, guest stars Ingrid Pitt and features two returning monsters – the Silurians and the Sea Devils. However, it is fatally compromised by bad production decisions. It’s seriously over-lit and features a creature called the Myrka that is compared to a pantomime horse (and was operated by two people who did that sort of thing) by reviewers. This one also suffered more behind the scenes problems; a snap general election in June 1983 resulted in Ealing Studios being unavailable for filming water tank scenes and the production was badly rushed for time in its studio sessions.

 

The Awakening (2 parts)

 

The team go to an English village to allow Tegan to visit her grandfather, where an alien creature is being reawakened by an English Civil War re-enactment.

 

The final two parter with 25-minute episodes, this contemporary tale is the only one done by Eric Pringle, who did not work for the show again after being unhappy with Eric Saward’s rewrites. Production saw an infamous (and widely aired) outtake where an over-excited horse wrecked a prop lych gate[2]; the BBC used it on safety videos to show how not to work with animals. JNT also had to get permission from the BBC to allow Part One to run at 25 minutes 18 seconds.

 

Fandom seems to like this one; it’s a tight and at times horrific tale that would probably work well today.

 

Frontios (4 parts)

 

The TARDIS lands on the human colony of Frontios in the far future, where refugees from a doomed Earth are being sucked underground. Then the ship is apparently destroyed during a meteorite bombardment…

 

This Christopher H. Bidmead serial (his last) suffered two tragedies during pre-production; the suicide of production designer Barrie Dobbins and the murder of Peter Arne, who had been due to play Mr Range[3]. Despite this and budget issues pushing this entirely into studio, this is one of the best stories of the Fifth Doctor’s tenure and contains a classic scene where the Doctor passes Tegan off as a malfunctioning android to a batch of aliens.

 

Resurrection of the Daleks (filmed and intended as 4 parts, but broadcast as two 45-minute episodes due to Winter Olympics coverage[4])

 

Team TARDIS arrive in a time corridor linking modern-day London with a spaceship in the far future. The Daleks are seeking to free the imprisoned Davros to stop a virus that is devastating their kind, but Davros has other ideas…

 

The remount of the story canned due to strike action in Season 20, the only Dalek TV appearance with this Doctor is a very bloody affair, with the highest on-screen death count of any serial in the show’s history (and in fact higher than this year’s The Terminator!). This is deemed a case of style over substance, with some strange actions by the Doctor and is a story that Eric Saward has stated he is dissatisfied with. At the end of this tale, Tegan leaves, sickened by the death she has witnessed.

 

This story never got a Target novelisation as a deal was not reached with Saward, although a fan one exists.

 

Planet of Fire (4 parts)

 

After Turlough rescues an attractive female botanist from drowning, Kamelion falls under the Master’s control and takes the TARDIS to the volcanic planet Sarn.

 

Featuring location filming on Lanzarote (in the days before it got jammed with drunken British tourists), which also plays Sarn, Peter Grimwade’s final TV story sees the departure of Turlough -and the destruction of Kamelion[5]. It’s gotten a drubbing over the years, but isn’t that bad.

 

However, this one is best known for the bikini-clad debut of one of the more contentious companions…

 

Peri - Ms Fanservice

 

For all the reputation associated with the women of Doctor Who, only one of them has actually been in a bikini on screen, Perpugilliam "Peri" Brown[6]. A young American botanist with a penchant of inappropriate clothing and attracting the lust of more than one villain, she was verbally combative with the Sixth Doctor, as well as being prone to screaming. Not the most loved companion (lusted is a different subject), but has improved in her Big Finish appearances.

 

JNT was deliberately trying to up the show’s sex appeal and to play the role, he picked Nicola Bryant (1960-present). Bryant, who had done no TV work before this and had to take on a batch of cabaret work to get her Equity card, was in fact British, only holding American citizenship by marriage. Her accent is awful (she slips out of it frequently and uses British slang), but for some bizarre reason, a pretence was made that she actually was American, with Bryant having to use, for a while at any rate, an American accent out-of-character too.

 

Bryant’s post-DW career has been limited to guest roles on TV and theatre, with a back injury in the early 2000s playing a big part in this according to her official website.

 

The Caves of Androzani (4 parts)[7]

 

The Doctor and Peri land on the planet Androzani Minor, where they both develop a possibly lethal poisoning from the raw form of the life-extending drug spectrox. As they look for an antidote, they are caught up in a deadly feud that one of them isn’t going to get out of alive…

 

Robert Holmes returned to the show for what was Graeme Harper’s full debut in the director’s chair. The former was given only one instruction – kill the Fifth Doctor. He proceeded to do so in dramatic fashion, creating (despite cuts being needed to get the story done in time) what many feel, including myself is the best story in the entire history of the show – it won the Mighty 200 poll. It features two brilliant cliff-hangers (especially Part Three[8]) and arguably the best regeneration scene in the show’s history[9]. Davison has stated he’d have stayed for longer if he had more scripts like this.


JNT decided to have the last serial of the season be the first to feature the new Doctor, to reassure viewers during the long season break. This serial, which featured a slightly modified version of the star field title sequence, was not exactly going to do that…

 

The Twin Dilemma (4 parts)

 

The new regenerated Doctor suffers from severe regenerative instability and decides to become a hermit, where he stumbles into a plot by an alien race to spread their eggs all over the galaxy.

 

“Caves of Androzani” won the Mighty 200 poll and this one… came bottom. Featuring poor acting, a stupid plot and a truly infamous scene where the Doctor tries to strangle Peri, initial cautious welcome by fans turned into deep loathing over time.

 

Loud, not to everyone’s taste – and was just the costume: The Sixth Doctor

 

The Sixth Doctor was loud and brash, with a penchant for excessive wordiness, arrogance and well, being pretty much the polar opposite of the previous incarnation. In fact, he was at times unlikeable. This was topped off with a hideous multi-coloured coat, that JNT forced on Colin Baker (who wanted to wear black) after telling the costume designer several times the design was not tasteless enough.  Baker’s Doctor gets a bad rep, but most fans feel this is due to poor scripting. Hand the guy a decent script and he’ll excel; as amply demonstrated when he was voted favourite Big Finish Doctor a few years back.

 

Colin Baker (1943-present), no relation to Tom, got the gig after impressing at a wedding that JNT went to, but had an impressive career beforehand, appearing in a mini-series of War & Peace for the BBC, along with drama The Brothers, where he played a ruthless merchant banker. We have already mentioned his guest starring role in “Arc of Infinity”, but he also hammed it up in an episode of Blake’s 7.

 

Ultimately dismissed from the show (as we shall discuss in Season 24’s entry), his post-Who acting career has been largely limited to guest roles and pantomime[10]. In 2012, he went on I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!, the only Doctor to do so, with the stated (and successful) goal of losing weight, before going out after losing a Bushtucker Trial. He also wrote a graphic novel in the Whoniverse, the only Doctor to have written something for it.


The show continued to be successful – with Davison’s departure making the BBC evening news. The average rating was 7.1 million, a slight uptick on Season 20 and something that would maintained as the Doctor entered a turbulent 22nd season…


[1]He did a treatment for a fourth, but it wasn’t made (due to Byrne falling out with the production team over script edits to “Warriors”) and ended up being done in audio by Big Finish.

[2]The shot was still usable up to this point.

[3]The inquest deemed a vagrant who Arne had been associated with was the killer, the vagrant having been found drowned in the Thames several days later in a presumed suicide. No motive for the murder has ever been established.

[4]Video releases (and versions sold abroad, including a PBS version that was a mistakenly sent un-dubbed copy, leaving the sound effects off Part Three and Four) had this in four parts though, although the DVD does include the two-part broadcast version.

[5]Davison stated that his emotion in the death was pure acting and he was glad to see the back of the unloved prop.

[6]A scene with Martha Jones in her underwear was considered by RTD but dropped in scripting, along with another one for Amy Pond in “The Hungry Earth”. A naked Martha clone turns up in “The Sontaran Stratagem”, but the bare back shot is of body double Mariam Nundy, as Freema Agyeman is in shot playing proper Martha. It is also worth noting that all three post-2005 Doctors have gotten their shirts off on screen, along with Mickey Smith. As for Captain Jack…

[7]Press reports stated there would be a story called “The Doctor’s Wife”, but this was merely a ruse by JNT to confirm the existence of a production office leak.

[8]Where the Doctor is… have a look, it’s that good.

[9]Only the Tenth Doctor’s departure in “The End of Time” comes close, frankly.

[10]As it’s panto season, it is worth pointing out that a lot of old DW stars still tread the boards at this time of year. Oh, yes they do!

30 December 2012

James Bond: The Spy Who Loved Me

Major Anya Amasova could have been a very interesting character… unfortunately, she’s played by Barbara Bach. The woman has no chemistry with Moore, can’t act and if it wasn’t 1977, you’d think she’d used Botox (not approved for cosmetic use until 2002 and not identified as having that effect until 1990s). The accent is atrocious and the only thing she’s really got going for her is her cleavage. You don’t make Bond girls like this today – which I am sure we can agree is a good thing.

 

Moore is nicely settled into the role; throwing off a lot of one-liners and still being able to handle the action scenes. The supporting cast aren’t as strong as some of the previous films and Stromberg is no Ernst Stavro Blofeld in this essential remake of You Only Live Twice. Mind you, Jaws is great.

 

Marvin Hamlisch’s music is sparse, but generally well used if more than a bit disco-y. Full and massive props to Ken Adam’s production design; the tanker set is superb. Just as big props to Cubby Broccoli, who when finding there was no stage on Earth big enough for the set decided to build one instead of telling Adam to scale things down a bit. There’s a lot of money thrown at this and it’s clearly visible on screen.

 

This isn’t the quickest film to get going, but the final battle is superb. In a way, it’s sad that EON doesn’t go in for these sort of things any more.

 

Conclusion

 

Another enjoyable Moore movie; although the weaknesses in it mean that it is not a classic. In a way, this is one of the most stereotypical Bond movies – not that it’s a bad thing.

 

7/10

29 December 2012

Let's Play Persian Incursion - Turn 6

Two Israeli F-15Is

 

It’s been a while since my last post – had a lot on and wasn’t able to complete this until then. I can’t promise a quick conclusion to this.

 

Israeli launched its 24 F-15s on another daring mission deep into the heart of Iranian airspace. Another successful Suter attack, along with 12 F-15s on fighter suppression impaired the Iranian fighter response and stopped the SA-2 site at Tehran West from being able to do a thing to stop the near-complete destruction of the site. The only thing left was a solitary launcher, useless for any purpose bar being a short-range ballistic missile.

 

To take a SAM site out, you only need to destroy the primary radar. Not a brilliant roll on fighter suppression, as we’ll see later.

 

With no I-Hawk sites or local SAMs (par a few puny MANPADS), the 6 bunker buster carrying Ra’ams preceded to drop their bombs through the rock into Qom’s reactor hall, wrecking the facility as they left.

 

However, there was trouble ahead for the main strike. The Iranians scrambled four MiG-29s from 23 Tactical Fighter Squadron. Three F-15s split off to intercept the Fulcrums, destroying two and forcing a third to return to base with damage. Unfortunately, they used up all their AIM-120s in the process, allowing the solitary Iranian fighter to fire back with two missiles of its own. The resultant hit took out an F-15I, but the pilot was able to get back to Turkish airspace before she punched out, ending up in hospital. Israel could freely deny the loss as Iran could not produce the plane or pilot.

 

If I’d broken off four, then Israel might not have lost the F-15. Over confidence really.

 

Two more MiG-29s went for the SAM site strikers, but broke off due to damage received before posing a proper threat to this group. In total, 120 aircraft were now down with damage or gripes.

 

The success of the strike led to some political capital for Israel and Tehran, reeling in shock, wasn’t able to do much about it. It did launch four SSMs (out of a planned eight) at Israel, but all were intercepted by the Aegis cruiser.

 

The US President made a speech supporting Israel, but it did not sway many minds.

 

As this was a Decisive Victory and I rolled high on the impact table, Iran lost all its Political Points and Israel gained four. I’m going to try a quicker, not in the rules, way of maintenance rolls for Turn 7, as I don’t really want to roll a total of 240 dice.

 

F-15s won’t be back in play until Turn 9, so a follow-up strike on Natanz is not an option at present.

27 December 2012

Clara Strikes (Review: 'Doctor Who' 33.XX, "The Snowmen")

Well, Steven Moffat, you’ve done it again. I’m not just talking about, well, what happened with Clara.

It’s worth starting with her. Jenna-Louise Coleman’s witty Cockney barmaid may well be an old stock character popped into an unusual setting, but she nevertheless has great scene presence and well… to say more would be spoiling things.

Matt Smith was great as usual, especially once he was fully back to Doctoring. While three minor characters from “A Good Man Goes to War” might not be obvious choices to bring back, they had some great lines, especially Strax – and their presence was really needed.

Richard E Grant and Ian McKellen’s turns as the main villains of the piece were great; they both have great voices and the former great facial expressions. Moffat’s decision to make this story a sequel-prequel to two Troughton ones was spotted by me pretty early on and is one of the more inspired gifts to the fans that he’s had.

New theme tune and title sequence? The theme will grow on me I expect (it’s better than the old one and reminiscent of the first Gold theme), while the title sequence is certainly visually spectacular – the Doctor’s face returning will be welcomed by many.

Also like the new TARDIS console, although the loss of the multi-levelness of the old one is a shame.

Conclusion

A highly enjoyable festive episode that sets up a big mystery for the latter half of Season 33.

8/10

26 December 2012

Keep Calm and Carrie On (Grand Review: 'Homeland' Season 2)

(I’m not the first person to have used that line)

This review contains major Season 1 and 2 spoilers. As such, I’m giving you a ten second warning.

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So, Brody turned out to be a wrong 'un after all, working with evil terrorist Abu Nazir... but no-one believed poor Carrie, who lost her job and got electroshock therapy.

As Season 2 opened, Carrie is working as an English teacher for immigrants, while Marcus Brody is now a newly elected Congressman for Virginia being viewed as a possible running mate for Vice-President Walden.

Then Israel bombs Iran and Abu Nazir plans a strike back at the US for the act. The wife of one of a Hezbollah commander has some important information on the plot, which she will only share with her former handler… who just happens to be Carrie Mathison. Carrie is brought back into the fold temporarily, nicely answering a question that I’d had at the end of Season 1 of how we were going to get her back into the story. So our favourite blonde intelligence officer is flown to Beirut to meet with the wife.

We get to Beirut and after Brody tips off Nazir about a hit attempt on him, Carrie gets chased over roof tops (I am so going to use the line “as conspicuous as a blonde on a Beirut rooftop” somewhere) but manages to escape. Her boss, Saul Berenson (played by Mandy “Inigo Montoya” Patinkin), gets hold of the intel she has recovered, takes a look… and finds Brody’s suicide video from Season 1! Dun dun dun!

A lesser show would have dragged out this whole reveal for seasons on end (possibly by having Saul lose the evidence), but Homeland casually detonates a metaphorical IED under the entire set-up three episodes into Season 2. Saul shares this with Deputy Director David Estes and the cat is truly out of the bag.

So, armed with this evidence, Carrie confronts Brody and after an intense interrogation scene (which I commented at the time is probably the episode that they’d send to the Emmy committee), Brody agrees to turn triple; helping to stop Abu Nazir in return for immunity and being allowed to make a quiet resignation from Congress.

Thus the stage is set for another tale of duplicity, double-dealing and characterful exploration of what it is like to have divided loyalties. It’s not all dark; there is a hilarious scene where Carrie, noticing that Brody is losing confidence, engages in a bit of naked confidence-boosting with him… while Saul and other CIA folk are listening in. The look on Saul’s face… poor guy.

One reason why Brody is so conflicted is the fact that his daughter was the passenger in a fatal hit-and-run where the VP’s son was driving, something Walden is covering up by paying off the relatives. This bit and the whole continuing problems with his family (with his wife Jess sleeping with his best mate again) is basically the cougar in the room of the whole season. For those of you not familiar with 24, its second season had a pretty poor subplot re Kim Bauer, who was trapped by cougars at one point. This whole bit bored me considerably – I did puzzles during these bits.

Abu Nazir’s apparent main plot is stopped and then things start to drag. Carrie gets kidnapped by Nazir and in return for her freedom, Brody gives Nazir the key bit of information he needs to remotely kill the Vice President, who we all know is a bit of a sleaze. Nazir is however found and commits suicide by Tac Team. Despite knowing what Brody did (I think so) Carrie falls in love with him and is prepared to leave the CIA to be with him. The two of them sneak off from a memorial at the CIA for Walden and are preparing for a bit of you-know-what in David Estes’ office (get your own office!), when the literal IED detonates under this series.

Just as this was starting to get boring, the big twist comes. Brody’s car has been packed with explosives and detonates next to the memorial, destroying a good chunk of the building and killing over two hundred people, including David Estes (always a bit of a slime ball) and the rest of Walden’s family. Saul, having gone to Nazir’s burial at sea, returns and finds himself ranking officer on site, possibly the acting head of the entire CIA. Brody has been framed for this and Carrie helps him flee to Canada, before returning to slightly cheer up Saul, who thought she was dead.

Thus concludes another season of a show likely to win yet more awards. Danes and Lewis have a much-deserved decent shot at Golden Globes and Emmys for their acting, but I don’t think the show was the best thing I’ve seen in 2012. It may well have jumped the shark – it’s certainly not as good as Season 1 – but time will tell.

Conclusion

 

While there were some superb elements in this – a great of them in fact – the rather large problems prevent me from giving this any more than the score below. Where on earth do we go from here?

8/10

24 December 2012

James Bond: The Man With The Golden Gun

TMWTGG is one of the most maligned Bond films and before watching this, I was expecting to give it a 4. To my surprise, it’s getting higher than that and I think it’s need a re-evaluation.

 

Certain elements in this film, namely Mary Goodnight and J W Pepper (why?), are rightly pilloried, but these are relatively small elements in what is an enjoyable film if taken in the right spirit. The action scenes are mostly great, there’s a lot of humour and Roger Moore is on fine form. Not only that, he’s playing off Christopher Lee and the late Hervé Villechaize, both of whom are great in this. The plot is better than I’d expected, all in all.

 

I enjoyed this as much as Live and Let Die, so it has to get:

 

7/10

Merry Christmas

What time of the year Jesus was actually born and who was present, while interesting historical discussions, are ultimately irrelevant to the main facts of the story.

God came down to Earth and lived the life of an ordinary human being, then died for our sins, when he could just have easily washed his hands of the whole messy situation.

That's one reason to celebrate all year long, frankly.

Merry Christmas!

23 December 2012

James Bond: Live and Let Die

I can see why ITV likes to show this movie on a Saturday afternoon. It’s light-hearted, got some great action scenes and contains little to trouble the younger viewer (although there’s a lot of stuff in this that you would not get away with today).

 

Roger Moore’s Bond is also light-hearted and suave in a different way than Sean Connery. He can be pretty ruthless when he wants to be (bedding Rosie Carver then interrogating her) and the raised eyebrow works well in this film.

 

With the exception of JW Pepper (why?), the supporting cast are pretty good. While Jane Seymour’s Solitaire is certainly an air-headed victim character, it’s better you do it straight than pretend to be a competent agent, unlike the next film…

 

I’ve been surprised at the relative lack of music in the earlier films and the longer times between cuts. Watching these films shows the development of cinema, fashion… and chest hair styles.

 

Enjoyable, although not a true classic.

 

7/10

 

I’d be surprised if I rate the next one any higher than a 4.

22 December 2012

Test post

I'm just testing something to make sure it works before a review I'm planning to do... Homeland season 2 in fact.