06 August 2024

What's black and white and illogical all over? (Review: 'Star Trek' 3.15, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield")

I take notes when I'm watching this episode of things that stand out to me when I'm watching it. My ones for this episode extend to over 2 1/2 pages. A5 pages, that is.

In this case, the stuff standing out is not necessary good. Quite the opposite.

  • The bi-coloured skin was the director's idea. It should have been rejected.
  • Seriously, Starfleet needs better defences against mental ship hijacking. Also, how on earth do you hijack an electronic system using your mind anyway.
  • An invisible spaceship of course saves you a lot of money. As well as reusing effects footage from a previous episode as they did for the original; the Netflix version uses the remastered CGI stuff.
  • Kirk is a great poker player when he activates the self-destruct. He'll of course eventually self-destruct the Enterprise for real in The Search for Spock... with the same codes being used.
  • One wonders how the crew of the Cerritos would have handled this. It may well have been a lot more enjoyable too.
  • Alas, persecution did not end in the 20th century, as my own country demonstrates.
  • There's a reference to the Vietnam War here, with an implicit comment about African-Americans being drafted to go and fight there - a reason why Muhammad Ali refused to serve, getting (among other things) banned from sanctioned boxing bouts for over three years. However, this is also a series that did "A Little Private War".
  • Today's racists are a good deal less erudite.
  • How do you spray something from orbit? Liquids don't stay liquid in a vacuum.
  • "Proceeding without incident"... then there's a pretty big incident.
  • Lokai is wearing some very tight trousers in this; he has a noticeable bulge.
  • There's some stupidly fast repairing and travelling in this.
  • For a species with little real contact with the Federation, they seem to know an awful lot about operating its technology.
  • Piles of unburied corpses... yet vegetation is reclaiming the cities. That doesn't really make sense.
  • By the end, it feels rather padded - by Fred Freiberger's admission, the chase scene was because they were running under-length.. There's also the use of stock footage from the Second World War of burning cities, also for padding.

Conclusion

This could have been an interesting story about racism and hate... with a page-one rewrite. Instead it's got less subtlety than the Doctor Who episode "Orphan 55", which is saying something.

It's really just awful.

2/10

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